Are you single? Does having an STD of any (multiple?) sorts prevent you from landing yourself a dating partner? If so, head on over to stdmatch.net and get yourself a lovely, herpes (or “insert STD here”) ridden woman (or man). Basically (I guess), it’s just like all of those other dating sites except that here, presumably, the people are a little more, oh I don’t know, real, because, honestly, what is there to hide? You’re on a dating site for people with STDs. You’ve hit rock bottom. There’s no need to post fake pictures or profiles here. This is the online equivalent of hanging out in Paris Hilton’s basement/vagina.
Seriously, though, I like this idea. Mostly for the whole honesty aspect. Everything’s right out in the open from the start. Not like my last experience with online dating, no siree. General note: making out with a chick with an Adam’s apple not as good as you mite expect. Hey, she paid for dinner seemed very nice and I was obligated just being a gentleman woke up in a trailer with no pants and torn underwear had my sacred tunnel of manlove unexpectedly spelunked have no recollection of the evening.
