Hope Wins Nomination, Still Makes You an Idiot

I guess congrats to Obama for securing the democratic bid for the presidency.  And somehow in all the thesis writing, I apparently missed Obama telling a crowd in Oregon that he had been in 57 states with one left to go (not counting Hawaii or Alaska because he wasn’t allowed to go there).  So for all you doubters out there, have a little faith and hope in the future.  Seriously, these 60 states of this great union ain’t gonna run themselves.  The folks over at NewsBusters have a video and make a good point: had this been McCain, it would have been plastered all over the god damn planet.  And aren’t there all sorts of posters and movies (Oliver Stone I’m looking at YOU) out there mocking Bush for this same thing?  Come on, Liberal Nation, at least TRY to be consistent.*

*Seriously if you vote for Obama, I’m breaking into your house and punching you in the face.  I could deal with his meaningless tripe of a campaign platform, but seriously:  Do NOT vote for a presidential nominee who doesn’t know how many states are in the Union.**

**I’m not saying vote for McCain either.  What am I saying?  Spend your time doing something more useful.  Like preparing for the Zombie apocalypse.  Or moving to Canada, where, presumably, Obama won’t find you since it’s after Alaska on the “List of States to Visit” and he’s not allowed to go there.

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  1. chunque said

    Amen brother.

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